A Professor walks into a classroom at Mt. Holyoke. "Good morning, class," he says. "Good morning, Professor," the class responds.

The next day the same professor walks into a classroom at Hampshire. "Good morning, class," he says. The class responds, "Is it really?"

The next day the professor walks into a classroom at Smith. "Good morning, class," he says. The class writes it down.





On the fourth day the professor walks into an Amherst classroom. "Good morning, class," he says. He is greeted with a chorus of "How do you know?" and "Prove it!"







Wrapping up the 5-College circuit, on the fifth day the professor walks into a classroom at UMass. "Good morning, class," he says. Several hands shoot up at once. The professor calls on a young man in the back who seems particularly desperate to speak. The young man asks timidly, "Professor, is that going to be on the exam?"

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Disclaimer: I don't take the above as a serious representation of the Five Colleges, either as a whole or individually.